she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
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Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
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We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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