sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
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when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
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I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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