please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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