everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
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I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
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The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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