I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
we're making bets on your personal life
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
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I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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