Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
