wake up i wanna do it froggy style
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
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He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
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The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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