Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead