JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
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Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
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He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT