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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame

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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?

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• (360): View more from Washington

  kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.

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• (661): View more from California

  No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky

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• (813): View more from Florida

  He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL

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• (760): View more from California

  I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.

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• (646): View more from New York

  I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.

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• (44): View more from United Kingdom

  I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1

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• (585): View more from New York

  who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.

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