Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
seriously i just wanna be friends
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
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man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
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It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
My butt remains clenched, sir.