remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I look better un-naked...
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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