just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Holy shit dude........stairs
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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