just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
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Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
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Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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