check it out our google latitudes are spooning
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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