If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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