i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
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he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
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On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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