Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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