He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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