how do flat chested girls get laid?
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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