I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
So many bounce houses so little time
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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