You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
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