Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
two words: eviction party
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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