We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Randomize
