i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
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Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
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So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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