So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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