Three words: puerto rican gang bang
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
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I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
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I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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