Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
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no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
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He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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