I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
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Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
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Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
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