it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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