therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Less talking, more tequila
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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