it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Randomize
