OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
this just has baby written all over it
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woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
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I got inside last night via doggy door
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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