I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
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I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
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Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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