Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I'm sobbing to NWA
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Randomize
