she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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