well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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