great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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