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(315): View more from New York

Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.

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(315): Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win. http://tfl.nu/wty0

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(705): View more from Ontario

never. drinking. again.

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lets not get ahead of ourselves.

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(705): never. drinking. again. (1-705): lets not get ahead of ourselves. http://tfl.nu/le2c

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(615): View more from Tennessee

He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.

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(615): He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat. http://tfl.nu/bfbd

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?

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(814): so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar? http://tfl.nu/t8an

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(734): View more from Michigan

A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.

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(734): A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country. http://tfl.nu/okwk

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(225): View more from Louisiana

She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us

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(225): She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us http://tfl.nu/zfzd

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(228): View more from Mississippi

thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"

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(228): thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God" http://tfl.nu/z3qu

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(303): View more from Colorado

Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?

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(303): Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo? http://tfl.nu/2zc2

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(480): View more from Arizona

You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.

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(480): You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question. http://tfl.nu/us2j

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?

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It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...

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(902): Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask? (902): It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet... http://tfl.nu/mgzk

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(703): View more from Virginia

I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.

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(703): I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you. http://tfl.nu/i8ov

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(919): View more from North Carolina

It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.

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(919): It feels like one of my ribs evaporated. http://tfl.nu/v71y

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(505): View more from New Mexico

on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens

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(505): on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens http://tfl.nu/9djh

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me

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He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.

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(724): Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me (1-724): He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit. http://tfl.nu/ml5w

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Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?

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(770): Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again? http://tfl.nu/c4dt

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