it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
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We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
it's like heaven, but drunker
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
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That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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