Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
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Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
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Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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