That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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