Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I am naked and annoyed.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
