So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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