I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
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i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
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The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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