I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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