Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
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A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
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Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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