You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Randomize
