Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I smell stomach acid.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
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