It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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