Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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