I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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