I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
There's even glitter on my cock...
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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