Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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