Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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